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"I HAVE A SMALL WIENER"
In this first paragraph, I should introduce myself, but im just going to say "fuck you". Ha, i love that. Maybe you'll think I'm an asshole, maybe you'll root me on, who knows? My favorites are The Shield, RENO911!, Denis Leary, Jason Lee movies, alot of music (depends on my mood, but My Bitter End seems to cover all my emotions, so they are usually on), Audi cars, the Jackass crew, going to concerts, writing directing and filming movies, some stupid stunt to make people laugh, skateboarding, hockey, following CNN (the funniest shit comes from the news) heavy drinking and lots of partying hilton style. i like being goofy and sporatic because you cant spend your whole life being pissed off, because when the time comes where something really makes you mad, the madness factor is already dulled down so it lessens the impact of your anger on others, so eat a big juicy burger and be happy |
F(?)CK!!
I got a few People to shout out to:
robbie, derek, rob, jordy - .....keep on rockin, bros, except derek, you will always be on my shit list
terwilligar - is that a brownie on the window? sledge - breaking bottles over my head man, im maing you into a pimp slowly but surely
THP crew - dont worry dudes, the hospital is right down the street and we have 2 to choose from
mark shaf - nice necklace
hudson valley local bands - my love and support
highlanders - what the fuck is just a $1 toll in exchange for great times?
the underworld crew - man, good fucking times on the road, but i wont see them again till 2005 cause i fucked up my life, but when i get back, we will fucking shred again dudes!!!!
red hook crew - i'll be in and out of there, like the fat man at the buffett line
rhinebeck posse - you people and your mobil, i swear that is the next fucking quick stop
Hyde Park - this is my fucking town, if you people dont like it, i'll gladly get you the fuck out
rob nightingale - is hyde park in this motherfucker?
nate vail - how should i do it?
caitlin - ender, thats all im saying cause you know what i mean shawn - 11 year olds dude? is there no one else left to fight? jk, i love you man
jenn up in cortland - yo homie, you rock
amylee - you're not american if you dont like conan o'brien
ryan and andy - i miss you guys, you matchbook romance motherfuckers, you are always on the road. we should drink some more
juan - "yo mario, you know shitty bands, who can you get to play this show?"
all the dudes in Aeris except for Mike - good times are coming to this scene man, and you guys are in the fucking first wave of people getting out of hear, i swear it
the zumiez crew - aslong as we can blast our music as loud as we want, i dont give a FUCK
the brothers darkness - idc if you are half jewish, it doesnt affect the fact that i love you guys 1 fucking bit
steph ryan - you are like a little sister to me, anyone fucks with you, you give me a call regarless or where i may be, i will come personally or i will send someone cool in my place to take care of it
kelly - idk your last name, but man sunday after steph's was wierd for all of us
jenn klee - my new drinking hero
mike fraighdog - always there and willing for a beer run, we owe you like you wouldnt believe for coming through for us
devin mcgill - maybe i will take you up on that piercing you offered me
danielle - i always seem to forget you and im sorry IM FUCKING SORRY, lol, driving at 110 mph smoking us all behind and the diner talk we had, randomness of my life and how full of myself i must seem to you, god you are one of my best friends and i will alays think highly of you, no matter what rich did ;-) . but seriously, you are the shit and know it, you fucking know it man, and im happy i got you into hawthorne cause they rock as much s you do!
anyone else i forgot, i'll just leave you with a "Yeah Dude!"
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Mario's Idea Of A Great Night
Concert with a great - good turn out, followed by a party with chill people, preferably in Hyde Park (yeah dude). then, in order, 12 cold beers (bud light or the silver bullet preferably, gotta watch the empty calorie intake) then comes random jokes, good times, awesome games, and awkward morning after confusion, followed by bottle return fun while admiring the pictures and laughing about it all for the next few days. "now that, my friend, is a shared moment" - Jason Lee, "Chasing Amy" |
